Periodic Table Puns. Help, Please!?

Please help!

Example;
"If he is a sick, the doctor will _______. Answer: curium [cure him]"
PLEASE HELP. I beg you!

The Lone Ranger's Horse. ____________
The press a blouse. ________
A motto for a okay drilling company ________
Wholenium x 0.5 __________
A ridiculous prisoner __________
A burial chamber that weighs 2000 pounds. __________
Guided or directed __________
Grab that Guy! __________
What do you do before you brand a steer? __________
A popular red or pink flower surrounded by flower pots. __________
Someone who helps people contained by distress is a good __________
After successfully riding a bronco, a cowboy shouts, "I __________".
What do you do if you are a big dark cloud? __________
Speaking of gorgeous mountains, you might say they __________
Funds from your mother's sister __________
"__________ anything, but give them Arpege"
Boards that hold been nailed down to hoof it upon. __________
What kings, queens, and princess do __________
What a fatally wounded man says he's doing __________
How to demand a beer in a German restaurant. __________

I know it's a lot, but please serve me answer as much as you can! PLEASE!


Answers:
A ridiculous prisoner: copper. Like a policemen. Geddit??
I don't know any of the others.
The press a blouse. IRON
Wholenium x 0.5 HAFNIUM
Guided or directed LEAD
Someone who helps ancestors in distress is a good SAMARIUM
What do you do if you are a big poorly lit cloud? RHENIUM
Funds from your mother's sister ANTIMONY Source(s): http://www.elementsdatabase.com/
Lone rangers horse: SILVER
To press a blouse: IRON
A motto for an oil well-drilling company: BORON
A burial Chanmber that weigh... KRYPTON
Guided or directed LEAD
Grab that Guy! CESIUM
What do you do before you brand a steer? EUROPIUM
A popular red or pink flower in flower pots. GERMANIUM
Someone who help people in distress is a right SAMARIUM
After successfully riding a bronco, a cowboy shouts, "I RHODIUM".
What do you do if you are a big dark cloud? URANIUM
Speaking of beautiful mountains, you might say aloud they ARSENIC
Funds from your mother's sister ANTIMONY
"?? anything, but give them Arpege"
Boards that have be nailed down to walk upon. FLOURINE
What kings, queens, and princess do NOBELIUM
What a lethally wounded man says he's doing IODINE
How to order a beer contained by a German restaurant. EINSTEINIUM (Ein is one in German, Stein is a type of German beer mug.)


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